Bangladesh and the 96% Result

If an illegal government holds another rigged election to rechristen itself, does it cancel the previous rigged election out or does it just mean that the thugs and opportunists are going to leave more of us in shallow graves, destitution and traffic jams?

Three overempowered Bangladeshi females posed for the press flashing V signs and looking terribly pleased with themselves. A fourth was missing because she was too busy breastfeeding in the mother of all parliaments.

The history of rigging in Bangladesh is long and illustrious. It's playing fields and training camps are swampy, prone to erosion and 'aid' flood contamination. Civil servants spend their nights stamping vote sheets before the vote. Gundas ( thugs) are expected to put the fear of death and family destruction into their victims.

But 96% of seats takes the patishapta pittha, the coconut water and the jhaal muri.

Anthem of Participatory Genocide for the Border Guards of Digital Bangladesh

Border Guards Bangladesh,

Pilkhana decapitated, gutted and rebooted you,

and Shapla Chottor completed that reformat,

You protect the borders of the Bengali nationalist mind,

A very small perimeter, I understand,

Bloody, stupid, civilisationaly mutilating.

Not just for yourselves, and your unfortunate progeny.

But for us who share the same air, soil and blood.

The Tulip and the Aunt be Damned.

Run, fight, survive and thrive Rohingya.

Bear witness against your "Bengali" sister and brother

On that day when colonial pretension,

and government pension,

Will count for nought.