My stepbrother wants to pull my brother's pants down for shadda applause
I find it an indignity.
It happens from time to time.
God forbid people learn of us primarily through these mediated channels.
Its worthy of the highest Sunnarchic Award,
Tahir al Qadri, Despatches, bRudeBoys
Parralelospasticating.
Shayk al Islam,say what?
Those arent sufi juices you're drinking are they?
Perhaps the Sycophantasy has got to you.
Never let a bro kiss your ring, good doctor.
The Tailor would say your garment is dragging below your ankles.
Ummahtic suspenders
to make us immune
from the enfooled amongst us
being used much like spoons.
