Fill in your form and get better services, healthcare and education say the adverts for the 2011 Census, which Lockheed Martin have won the contract to administer.
Lockheed Martin also make fighter jets, very sophisticated killing machines for the Empire.
You couldn't possibly make it up.
so there's £1000 fine to hurry along subjects to cough up their details.
and several ways of lengthening the processes and minimising the firm's profits from this adventure.