The things moderator Muslims do to appear unthreatening

It was an epic bumwave,

Anodyne cultural capitulation, 

Inspiring - like rabies.

Harmless fun

for my Neoliberalistani hun.

Ye Olde Cowering Musalman

A pop video rendition

of the root and branch cooption

of mourgeois Ummahstructure

for 13 years - shoved in my face. 

I salute you Mark Porest

and Aki Nawaz

and Hamja - for the yeast.