An Ode to a Tory

Bhaiya, I really do love you
but this freaks me out
how you hang with these meanies
In a trough full of snout.

We could be warriors we could,
You, me and our minions,
How on earth did they get you?
Lacrosse fields of St Trinians?

When folks say 'we're tories really',
If causes me pain,
Is it too hard to imagine
Bhashani with a brain?

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