The halal chicken took her seat
Amongst the Conference of the Birds.
"Such great accomodation,
But my complaint you haven't heard."
I demand a joint action,
For my kith and my kin,
For these Muslims are collecting,
Great barrels of sin.
At two pounds we are valued,
Beak, feathers and all,
Our flesh is devoured,
They say that it is lawful, industrial, clean,
Let's wipe them out with their own damned machines.
Our living rights are curtailed in crates and conveyers,
Optimised, efficient, cheap perverted purveyors.
Believers come to me,
With tales of colonisation and skullduggery.
I bear witness that there is no creature as abominable as mankind.